Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Red Necks in New England??

I have found the holy grail of the blue collar comedy tour and the ammo to refute the common stereotype that red necks only exist south of the Mason-Dixon line. Here in Vermont (rural Vermont) a state containing less people than the Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hell area, also one of the northern most states in the continental U.S., I have discovered Red Necks!! They may talk with that annoying New York whine, and they may have a few more tattoos than your average Dixie redneck, but all the signs are there. They love Nascar more than their kids, they are missing half if not all of their teeth, they live deep in the woods, and they never shop any where but Walmart. Now I am not saying that any of these things are necessarily bad all I am saying is that i have just discovered the equivalent of big foot. I have discovered the northern Red Neck!

1 comment:

themichaelwilson said...

Genius. That is truly an amazing discovery. I especially like the part where you say chapel hell in a sentence like it's normal. cuz it is.