This is how I know I am a wood dork...

I am sitting in my office and one of my officemates asked me a simple question about making a table. I went on for about 20 minutes until I saw his eyes glaze over. I then spent the next 30 minutes looking through the wood handbook (Bible for woody raw materials) putting together more information about wood-moisture relationships, dimensional stability and drying than any normal person would care to know. But the sick part is I nearly get wood my self looking at it...I think all hope is lost...