The how you know you have a gross job quiz.

1. Do you wear foot condoms? Yes/No

2. Do you have your name on your shirt? Yes/No

3. Is your butt crack constantly exposed? Yes/No

4. Do you wash your hands before going to the bathroom? Yes/No

If you answered yes to at least two of these, your job is probably pretty gross. PS I think I just made Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe obsolete!